Coming up for Air

Part 2, Chapter 10

I was living in a boarding-house in Ealing. The years were rolling
on, or crawling on. Lower Binfield had passed almost out of my
memory. I was the usual young city worker who scoots for the 8.15
and intrigues for the other fellow's job. I was fairly well
thought of in the firm and pretty satisfied with life. The post-
war success dope had caught me, more or less. You remember the
line of talk. Pep, punch, grit, sand. Get on or get out. There's
plenty of room at the top. You can't keep a good man down. And
the ads in the magazines about the chap that the boss clapped on
the shoulder, and the keen-jawed executive who's pulling down the
big dough and attributes his success to so and so's correspondence
course. It's funny how we all swallowed it, even blokes like me to
whom it hadn't the smallest application. Because I'm neither a go-
getter nor a down-and-out, and I'm by nature incapable of being
either. But it was the spirit of the time. Get on! Make good!
If you see a man down, jump on his guts before he gets up again.
Of course this was in the early twenties, when some of the effects
of the war had worn off and the slump hadn't yet arrived to knock
the stuffing out of us.

I had an 'A' subscription at Boots and went to half-crown dances
and belonged to a local tennis club. You know those tennis clubs
in the genteel suburbs--little wooden pavilions and high wire-
netting enclosures where young chaps in rather badly cut white
flannels prance up and down, shouting 'Fifteen forty!' and 'Vantage
all!' in voices which are a tolerable imitation of the Upper Crust.
I'd learned to play tennis, didn't dance too badly, and got on well
with the girls. At nearly thirty I wasn't a bad-looking chap, with
my red face and butter-coloured hair, and in those days it was
still a point in your favour to have fought in the war. I never,
then or at any other time, succeeded in looking like a gentleman,
but on the other hand you probably wouldn't have taken me for the
son of a small shopkeeper in a country town. I could keep my end
up in the rather mixed society of a place like Ealing, where the
office-employee class overlaps with the middling-professional
class. It was at the tennis club that I first met Hilda.

At that time Hilda was twenty-four. She was a small, slim, rather
timid girl, with dark hair, beautiful movements, and--because of
having very large eyes--a distinct resemblance to a hare. She was
one of those people who never say much, but remain on the edge of
any conversation that's going on, and give the impression that
they're listening. If she said anything at all, it was usually
'Oh, yes, I think so too', agreeing with whoever had spoken last.
At tennis she hopped about very gracefully, and didn't play badly,
but somehow had a helpless, childish air. Her surname was Vincent.

If you're married, there'll have been times when you've said to
yourself 'Why the hell did I do it?' and God knows I've said it
often enough about Hilda. And once again, looking at it across
fifteen years, why DID I marry Hilda?

Partly, of course, because she was young and in a way very pretty.
Beyond that I can only say that because she came of totally
different origins from myself it was very difficult for me to get
any grasp of what she was really like. I had to marry her first
and find out about her afterwards, whereas if I'd married say,
Elsie Waters, I'd have known what I was marrying. Hilda belonged
to a class I only knew by hearsay, the poverty-stricken officer
class. For generations past her family had been soldiers, sailors,
clergymen, Anglo-Indian officials, and that kind of thing. They'd
never had any money, but on the other hand none of them had ever
done anything that I should recognize as work. Say what you will,
there's a kind of snob-appeal in that, if you belong as I do to the
God-fearing shopkeeper class, the low church, and high-tea class.
It wouldn't make any impression on me now, but it did then. Don't
mistake what I'm saying. I don't mean that I married Hilda BECAUSE
she belonged to the class I'd once served across the counter, with
some notion of jockeying myself up in the social scale. It was
merely that I couldn't understand her and therefore was capable of
being goofy about her. And one thing I certainly didn't grasp was
that the girls in these penniless middle-class families will marry
anything in trousers, just to get away from home.

It wasn't long before Hilda took me home to see her family. I
hadn't known till then that there was a considerable Anglo-Indian
colony in Ealing. Talk about discovering a new world! It was
quite a revelation to me.

Do you know these Anglo-Indian families? It's almost impossible,
when you get inside these people's houses, to remember that out in
the street it's England and the twentieth century. As soon as you
set foot inside the front door you're in India in the eighties.
You know the kind of atmosphere. The carved teak furniture, the
brass trays, the dusty tiger-skulls on the wall, the Trichinopoly
cigars, the red-hot pickles, the yellow photographs of chaps in
sun-helmets, the Hindustani words that you're expected to know the
meaning of, the everlasting anecdotes about tiger-shoots and what
Smith said to Jones in Poona in '87. It's a sort of little world
of their own that they've created, like a kind of cyst. To me, of
course, it was all quite new and in some ways rather interesting.
Old Vincent, Hilda's father, had been not only in India but also in
some even more outlandish place, Borneo or Sarawak, I forget which.
He was the usual type, completely bald, almost invisible behind his
moustache, and full of stories about cobras and cummerbunds and
what the district collector said in '93. Hilda's mother was so
colourless that she was just like one of the faded photos on the
wall. There was also a son, Harold, who had some official job in
Ceylon and was home on leave at the time when I first met Hilda.
They had a little dark house in one of those buried back-streets
that exist in Ealing. It smelt perpetually of Trichinopoly cigars
and it was so full of spears, blow-pipes, brass ornaments, and the
heads of wild animals that you could hardly move about in it.

Old Vincent had retired in 1910, and since then he and his wife had
shown about as much activity, mental or physical, as a couple of
shellfish. But at the time I was vaguely impressed by a family
which had had majors, colonels, and once even an admiral in it.
My attitude towards the Vincents, and theirs towards me, is an
interesting illustration of what fools people can be when they get
outside their own line. Put me among business people--whether
they're company directors or commercial travellers--and I'm a
fairly good judge of character. But I had no experience whatever
of the officer-rentier-clergyman class, and I was inclined to kow-
tow to these decayed throw-outs. I looked on them as my social and
intellectual superiors, while they on the other hand mistook me for
a rising young businessman who before long would be pulling down
the big dough. To people of that kind, 'business', whether it's
marine insurance or selling peanuts, is just a dark mystery. All
they know is that it's something rather vulgar out of which you can
make money. Old Vincent used to talk impressively about my being
'in business'--once, I remember, he had a slip of the tongue and
said 'in trade'--and obviously didn't grasp the difference between
being in business as an employee and being there on your own
account. He had some vague notion that as I was 'in' the Flying
Salamander I should sooner or later rise to the top of it, by a
process of promotion. I think it's possible that he also had
pictures of himself touching me for fivers at some future date.
Harold certainly had. I could see it in his eye. In fact, even
with my income being what it is, I'd probably be lending money to
Harold at this moment if he were alive. Luckily he died a few
years after we were married, of enteric or something, and both the
old Vincents are dead too.

Well, Hilda and I were married, and right from the start it was a
flop. Why did you marry her? you say. But why did you marry
yours? These things happen to us. I wonder whether you'll believe
that during the first two or three years I had serious thoughts of
killing Hilda. Of course in practice one never does these things,
they're only a kind of fantasy that one enjoys thinking about.
Besides, chaps who murder their wives always get copped. However
cleverly you've faked the alibi, they know perfectly well that it's
you who did it, and they'll pin it on to you somehow. When a
woman's bumped off, her husband is always the first suspect--which
gives you a little side-glimpse of what people really think about
marriage.

One gets used to everything in time. After a year or two I stopped
wanting to kill her and started wondering about her. Just
wondering. For hours, sometimes, on Sunday afternoons or in the
evening when I've come home from work, I've lain on my bed with all
my clothes on except my shoes, wondering about women. Why they're
like that, how they get like that, whether they're doing it on
purpose. It seems to be a most frightful thing, the suddenness
with which some women go to pieces after they're married. It's as
if they were strung up to do just that one thing, and the instant
they've done it they wither off like a flower that's set its seed.
What really gets me down is the dreary attitude towards life that
it implies. If marriage was just an open swindle--if the woman
trapped you into it and then turned round and said, 'Now, you
bastard, I've caught you and you're going to work for me while I
have a good time!'--I wouldn't mind so much. But not a bit of it.
They don't want to have a good time, they merely want to slump into
middle age as quickly as possible. After the frightful battle of
getting her man to the altar, the woman kind of relaxes, and all
her youth, looks, energy, and joy of life just vanish overnight.
It was like that with Hilda. Here was this pretty, delicate girl,
who'd seemed to me--and in fact when I first knew her she WAS--a
finer type of animal than myself, and within only about three years
she'd settled down into a depressed, lifeless, middle-aged frump.
I'm not denying that I was part of the reason. But whoever she'd
married it would have been much the same.

What Hilda lacks--I discovered this about a week after we were
married--is any kind of joy in life, any kind of interest in things
for their own sake. The idea of doing things because you enjoy
them is something she can hardly understand. It was through Hilda
that I first got a notion of what these decayed middle-class
families are really like. The essential fact about them is that
all their vitality has been drained away by lack of money. In
families like that, which live on tiny pensions and annuities--
that's to say on incomes which never get bigger and generally get
smaller--there's more sense of poverty, more crust-wiping, and
looking twice at sixpence, than you'd find in any farm-labourer's
family, let alone a family like mine. Hilda's often told me that
almost the first thing she can remember is a ghastly feeling that
there was never enough money for anything. Of course, in that kind
of family, the lack of money is always at its worst when the kids
are at the school-age. Consequently they grow up, especially the
girls, with a fixed idea not only that one always IS hard-up but
that it's one's duty to be miserable about it.

At the beginning we lived in a poky little maisonette and had a job
to get by on my wages. Later, when I was transferred to the West
Bletchley branch, things were better, but Hilda's attitude didn't
change. Always that ghastly glooming about money! The milk bill!
The coal bill! The rent! The school fees! We've lived all our
life together to the tune of 'Next week we'll be in the workhouse.'
It's not that Hilda's mean, in the ordinary sense of the word, and
still less that she's selfish. Even when there happens to be a bit
of spare cash knocking about I can hardly persuade her to buy
herself any decent clothes. But she's got this feeling that you
OUGHT to be perpetually working yourself up into a stew about lack
of money. Just working up an atmosphere of misery from a sense of
duty. I'm not like that. I've got more the prole's attitude
towards money. Life's here to be lived, and if we're going to be
in the soup next week--well, next week is a long way off. What
really shocks her is the fact that I refuse to worry. She's always
going for me about it. 'But, George! You don't seem to REALIZE!
We've simply got no money at all! It's very SERIOUS!' She loves
getting into a panic because something or other is 'serious'. And
of late she's got that trick, when she's glooming about something,
of kind of hunching her shoulders and folding her arms across her
breast. If you made a list of Hilda's remarks throughout the day,
you'd find three bracketed together at the top--'We can't afford
it', 'It's a great saving', and 'I don't know where the money's to
come from'. She does everything for negative reasons. When she
makes a cake she's not thinking about the cake, only about how to
save butter and eggs. When I'm in bed with her all she thinks
about is how not to have a baby. If she goes to the pictures she's
all the time writhing with indignation about the price of the
seats. Her methods of housekeeping, with all the emphasis on
'using things up' and 'making things do', would have given Mother
convulsions. On the other hand, Hilda isn't in the least a snob.
She's never looked down on me because I'm not a gentleman. On the
contrary, from her point of view I'm much too lordly in my habits.
We never have a meal in a tea-shop without a frightful row in
whispers because I'm tipping the waitress too much. And it's a
curious thing that in the last few years she's become much more
definitely lower-middle-class, in outlook and even in appearance,
than I am. Of course all this 'saving' business has never led to
anything. It never does. We live just about as well or as badly
as the other people in Ellesmere Road. But the everlasting stew
about the gas bill and the milk bill and the awful price of butter
and the kids' boots and school-fees goes on and on. It's a kind of
game with Hilda.

We moved to West Bletchley in '29 and started buying the house in
Ellesmere Road the next year, a little before Billy was born.
After I was made an Inspector I was more away from home and had
more opportunities with other women. Of course I was unfaithful--
I won't say all the time, but as often as I got the chance.
Curiously enough, Hilda was jealous. In a way, considering how
little that kind of thing means to her, I wouldn't have expected
her to mind. And like all jealous women she'll sometimes show a
cunning you wouldn't think her capable of. Sometimes the way she's
caught me out would have made me believe in telepathy, if it wasn't
that she's often been equally suspicious when I didn't happen to be
guilty. I'm more or less permanently under suspicion, though, God
knows, in the last few years--the last five years, anyway--I've
been innocent enough. You have to be, when you're as fat as I am.

Taking it by and large, I suppose Hilda and I don't get on worse
than about half the couples in Ellesmere Road. There've been times
when I've thought of separation or divorce, but in our walk of life
you don't do those things. You can't afford to. And then time
goes on, and you kind of give up struggling. When you've lived
with a woman for fifteen years, it's difficult to imagine life
without her. She's part of the order of things. I dare say you
might find things to object to in the sun and the moon, but do you
really want to change them? Besides, there were the kids. Kids
are a 'link', as they say. Or a 'tie'. Not to say a ball and
fetter.

Of late years Hilda has made two great friends called Mrs Wheeler
and Miss Minns. Mrs Wheeler is a widow, and I gather she's got
very bitter ideas about the male sex. I can feel her kind of
quivering with disapproval if I so much as come into the room.
She's a faded little woman and gives you a curious impression that
she's the same colour all over, a kind of greyish dust-colour, but
she's full of energy. She's a bad influence on Hilda, because
she's got the same passion for 'saving' and 'making things do',
though in a slightly different form. With her it takes the form
of thinking that you can have a good time without paying for it.
She's for ever nosing out bargains and amusements that don't cost
money. With people like that it doesn't matter a damn whether they
want a thing or not, it's merely a question of whether they can get
it on the cheap. When the big shops have their remnant sales Mrs
Wheeler's always at the head of the queue, and it's her greatest
pride, after a day's hard fighting round the counter, to come out
without having bought anything. Miss Minns is quite a different
sort. She's really a sad case, poor Miss Minns. She's a tall thin
woman of about thirty-eight, with black patent-leather hair and a
very GOOD, trusting kind of face. She lives on some kind of tiny
fixed income, an annuity or something, and I fancy she's a left-
over from the old society of West Bletchley, when it was a little
country town, before the suburb grew up. It's written all over her
that her father was a clergyman and sat on her pretty heavily while
he lived. They're a special by-product of the middle classes,
these women who turn into withered bags before they even manage to
escape from home. Poor old Miss Minns, for all her wrinkles, still
looks exactly like a child. It's still a tremendous adventure to
her not to go to church. She's always burbling about 'modern
progress' and 'the woman's movement', and she's got a vague
yearning to do something she calls 'developing her mind', only she
doesn't quite know how to start. I think in the beginning she
cottoned on to Hilda and Mrs Wheeler out of pure loneliness, but
now they take her with them wherever they go.

And the times they've had together, those three! Sometimes I've
almost envied them. Mrs Wheeler is the leading spirit. You
couldn't name a kind of idiocy that she hasn't dragged them into at
one time or another. Anything from theosophy to cat's-cradle,
provided you can do it on the cheap. For months they went in for
the food-crank business. Mrs Wheeler had picked up a second-hand
copy of some book called Radiant Energy which proved that you
should live on lettuces and other things that don't cost money.
Of course this appealed to Hilda, who immediately began starving
herself. She'd have tried it on me and the kids as well, only I
put my foot down. Then they had a go at faith-healing. Then they
thought of tackling Pelmanism, but after a lot of correspondence
they found that they couldn't get the booklets free, which had been
Mrs Wheeler's idea. Then it was hay-box cookery. Then it was some
filthy stuff called bee wine, which was supposed to cost nothing at
all because you made it out of water. They dropped that after
they'd read an article in the paper saying that bee wine gives you
cancer. Then they nearly joined one of those women's clubs which
go for conducted tours round factories, but after a lot of
arithmetic Mrs Wheeler decided that the free teas the factories
gave you didn't quite equal the subscription. Then Mrs Wheeler
scraped acquaintance with somebody who gave away free tickets for
plays produced by some stage society or other. I've known the
three of them sit for hours listening to some highbrow play of
which they didn't even pretend to understand a word--couldn't even
tell you the name of the play afterwards--but they felt that they
were getting something for nothing. Once they even took up
spiritualism. Mrs Wheeler had run across some down-and-out medium
who was so desperate that he'd give seances for eighteenpence, so
that the three of them could have a glimpse beyond the veil for a
tanner a time. I saw him once when he came to give a seance at our
house. He was a seedy-looking old devil and obviously in mortal
terror of D.T.s. He was so shaky that when he was taking his
overcoat off in the hall he had a sort of spasm and a hank of
butter-muslin dropped out of his trouser-leg. I managed to shove
it back to him before the women saw. Butter-muslin is what they
make the ectoplasm with, so I'm told. I suppose he was going on to
another seance afterwards. You don't get manifestations for
eighteen pence. Mrs Wheeler's biggest find of the last few years
is the Left Book Club. I think it was in '36 that the news of the
Left Book Club got to West Bletchley. I joined it soon afterwards,
and it's almost the only time I can remember spending money without
Hilda protesting. She can see some sense in buying a book when
you're getting it for a third of its proper price. These women's
attitude is curious, really. Miss Minns certainly had a try at
reading one or two of the books, but this wouldn't even have
occurred to the other two. They've never had any direct connexion
with the Left Book Club or any notion what it's all about--in fact
I believe at the beginning Mrs Wheeler thought it had something to
do with books which had been left in railway carriages and were
being sold off cheap. But they do know that it means seven and
sixpenny books for half a crown, and so they're always saying that
it's 'such a good idea'. Now and again the local Left Book Club
branch holds meetings and gets people down to speak, and Mrs
Wheeler always takes the others along. She's a great one for
public meetings of any kind, always provided that it's indoors and
admission free. The three of them sit there like lumps of pudding.
They don't know what the meeting's about and they don't care, but
they've got a vague feeling, especially Miss Minns, that they're
improving their minds, and it isn't costing them anything.

Well, that's Hilda. You see what she's like. Take it by and
large, I suppose she's no worse than I am. Sometimes when we were
first married I felt I'd like to strangle her, but later I got so
that I didn't care. And then I got fat and settled down. It must
have been in 1930 that I got fat. It happened so suddenly that it
was as if a cannon ball had hit me and got stuck inside. You know
how it is. One night you go to bed, still feeling more or less
young, with an eye for the girls and so forth, and next morning you
wake up in the full consciousness that you're just a poor old fatty
with nothing ahead of you this side the grave except sweating your
guts out to buy boots for the kids.

And now it's '38, and in every shipyard in the world they're
riveting up the battleships for another war, and a name I chanced
to see on a poster had stirred up in me a whole lot of stuff which
ought to have been buried God knows how many years ago.